Make America great again

Trumpty Dumpty sat in his chair
With his lack of manners and yellow hair
He took up his mirror and checked his reflection
Turned on by his power he had an erection.
"Screw the opinions of all other nations
I won't be alive for future generations
The power is mine, oh hey oh boy
I have a long list of things to destroy"
His secretary typed very quickly ahead
As to forget last night in his bed
"Who really belives in those climate change issues?
Let Greenpeace cry in their recycled tissues.
Give way for pipeline, you native fool
Because money is what makes me drool."
Trump said and saliva dripped from his lips
As he continued to plan this apocalypse
"There aren't enough unwanted kids
Let's sell our moral for highest bids
I wish to erase scientific facts
The alternative ones will cover my tracks"
His white male colleagues laught as he spoke
As a part of this sad democratic joke
And Trump once again was met with applause
Everyone was excited to work for his cause

Graded

He kept his mouth shut as behaviour was graded
He adjusted the smile but his core slowly faded
Confidence lacked when he took selfie lane
Driving wreckless for likes, forgetting his brain
"The scariest people are the ones with views"
He laught and, on purpose, avoided the news
Expecting the houndreds to feel like close friends
As he reduced opinions and followed great trends
Never alone but with fear of lonely
He quickly got married to the one and only

Gadgets

Dear fortunate one with a mainstream passion
I see you with your taste for fashion
Your hunger when they say it's cool
For what they call a must-have-tool
A fitness watch it was last year
You gave up a week post gym premier
A Kodak moment you want this time
To get the best right at its' prime
You know how to turn that camera on
You feel like an art version of Don Juan
Without common sense or feeling for image
You ecstasy click with a narcissistic grimace
It's all out of focus and over exposed
You take eager selfies of your own toes
You blindly run the easiest way
You capture a sunset in nearest bay
You snap naked women and smiling kids
Then assume it will sell for the highest bids
Because in a time when anyone wins
You don't need a talent to spread your own wings

Happy holidays

Who cares about political correction
When most of us have that Christmas erection
I don't really know anyone who is jew
So why include, or think of the muslim view?
I don't know even how to spell Hanukkha
All my friends are named Victor or Monica
So I cheerfully put on my normative smile
And say "Merry Christmas" as a pure heterophile

When I'm old

Deliciously honest I will become
That day when I'm old and almost gone
Deliciously mean I will shred kids' dreams
I will tell everyone how silly it seems
Santa Claus, God, any other fairy
I will kill them before it is time for the bury
I will walk on red lights as the cars honk their horns
I will sneak in to movies and play feminist porns
I will rob banks and buy trees in thousands
Plant them on fields where they grow cows and
Other animals full of antibiotics
And with help of the best hypnotics
I will put Nobel price winners in charge
Explosives in any unfair trade that's large
And when everyone is a part of my gang
I will go under with a bang

Man of the year

A man is not a person
When politics worsen
A man is not out of the year
A man is full of crocodile smear 

Holiday heat

The restless mind decided to cheat
To follow impulse in holiday heat
Filling bags with items on sale
Leaving a sweaty, anxious trail
Rushing to get the latest item
To add to his guilt, his tower and totem
Instead of building a lasting state
He could not resist but took the bait
Getting pulled even deeper out
Until there was nothing but starving doubt.