Bullet

He got some sparkling
For his darling
- I'd take a bullet for you
He pulled out the corkscrew
- A bullet? Where?
She said, staring out in the air
- What do you mean?
He looked at his queen
- Well, I'd take a bullet if it hit my finger
She said, letting words linger
- I obviously mean into my ... heart!
He said as she ruined it all with a fart